R-E-T-I-R-E-D

Wednesday, March 31st was my last day at work and to mark the occasion, my wife suggested that we go out, enjoy a meal together, and celebrate. We went to Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a mouth-watering sirloin steak with mashed potatoes, carrots & broccoli, topped off by a Heineken. Then, after window shopping near the Mall, we drove to Bob's Furniture Store and bought . . . what else . . . a heat & massage recliner. What else should a retiree have in his/her home!